A Collingwood woman has today summoned a demon into her Honda CRV through intense repeated muttering.
A local Northern Suburbs Pub’s has been labelled “An Institution” and is enjoying record popularity, despite the fact that it’s clearly pretty shit-house.
“Cop us a hot stick if ya green eggs and can Stan”
The Frankston man was heard saying.
A local middle-aged man has reportedly taken it upon himself to enforce a “dogs-on-leads” rule despite its complete irrelevance to…
A Brisbane man has today demonstrated a feat of engineering by successfully sneaking a potentially heinous fart out the bottom of the duvet with his girlfriend being none-the-wiser.
I get it, I get it. You bleeding heart lefties think you know what is best for the world. You preach “equality” and say things like “love is love”. But this isn’t about equality or love, it’s about limits.
A gold coast bodybuilder has come to the sudden realisation that his years of hard work lifting heavy things up and down in the gym were sort of a stupid way to spend his time.
A homemade ‘gator bong’ has reportedly been sitting on the kitchen bench of a family home, within full view of everyone for 6 days.
A Footscray man has reportedly exhibited psychopathic tendencies today by opting for a foot-long ‘Seafood Sensation’ at Subway during smoko.
Witnesses say that it was, in fact a dog act; with no reports of the man looking at the said misso unusually.