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A Brisbane man has today demonstrated a feat of engineering by successfully sneaking a potentially heinous fart out the bottom of the duvet with his girlfriend being none-the-wiser.
“Yeah look results were pretty much consistent with our hypothesis, I mean they are all obviously the baddies of this story, Peter Dutton looks like Voldemort for fucks sake.”
“It felt so good oh my god it felt so fucking good”