In a recent push to encourage socialisation with senior citizens the Australian federal government has implemented an emergency bill that … More
A Collingwood woman has today summoned a demon into her Honda CRV through intense repeated muttering.
A local Northern Suburbs Pub’s has been labelled “An Institution” and is enjoying record popularity, despite the fact that it’s clearly pretty shit-house.
“Cop us a hot stick if ya green eggs and can Stan”
The Frankston man was heard saying.
A local middle-aged man has reportedly taken it upon himself to enforce a “dogs-on-leads” rule despite its complete irrelevance to … More
A Brisbane man has today demonstrated a feat of engineering by successfully sneaking a potentially heinous fart out the bottom of the duvet with his girlfriend being none-the-wiser.
A gold coast bodybuilder has come to the sudden realisation that his years of hard work lifting heavy things up and down in the gym were sort of a stupid way to spend his time.
Witnesses say that it was, in fact a dog act; with no reports of the man looking at the said misso unusually.
An absolute buffoon of a human has been seen slowly edging forward at a set of traffic lights, despite that … More
“A relationship is really about trust you know and really, what is more trusting than showing your girl an inside-out foreskin with a double ball twist?”