An Adelaide man has reportedly completed his university degree with only 60 odd thousand dollars in debt and an amphetamine addiction that isn’t yet crippling.
A local man has reportedly not noticed his taking an enormous shit on someone’s lawn because of a sudden distraction in the exact opposite direction.
A young Frankston man has today had to rely upon the land to obtain all the parts required for a … More
In a recent push to encourage socialisation with senior citizens the Australian federal government has implemented an emergency bill that … More
A local East Brunswick barista has today entered the third layer of trendiness by redeclaring her partiality towards singer/songwriter Courtney … More
A local Northern Suburbs Pub’s has been labelled “An Institution” and is enjoying record popularity, despite the fact that it’s clearly pretty shit-house.
“Cop us a hot stick if ya green eggs and can Stan”
The Frankston man was heard saying.
A local middle-aged man has reportedly taken it upon himself to enforce a “dogs-on-leads” rule despite its complete irrelevance to … More
A homemade ‘gator bong’ has reportedly been sitting on the kitchen bench of a family home, within full view of everyone for 6 days.
A Footscray man has reportedly exhibited psychopathic tendencies today by opting for a foot-long ‘Seafood Sensation’ at Subway during smoko.