Scott Morrison Mugged By Desperate Junkie For Exact Amount Of A Job-Seeker Allowance In Cruel Twist Of Irony

 Federal MP and Treasurer for Australia, Scott Morrison, was last night mugged by an underfunded drug addict for $545.67; the exact amount that the addict was denied that fortnight under the new Welfare drug testing scheme.

The junkie was reportedly part of the trial that saw 5000 Welfare recipients tested for illegal substances.

When questioned whether Mr. Morrison could have listened to various drug and alcohol experts who warned that cutting off funding to addicts would only encourage the cycle of addiction, Mr. Morrison commented.

“Look I think it’s pretty obvious that drugs are bad OK, now can anyone lend me a tenner for lunch? That wallet had all my money In it”

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