Man Suddenly Spots Interesting Sight In Opposite Direction To Where His Dog Is Shitting On Someone’s Lawn

A local man has reportedly not noticed his taking an enormous shit on someone’s lawn because of a sudden distraction in the exact opposite direction.

It is reported that the man was walking along a semi-busy suburban road when his dog decided to defecate on a nearby carefully maintained lawn. Simultaneously, however, the man seemed to spot something of great interest in the opposite direction to his evacuating hound.

Whether the man saw an interesting bird or some sort of solar flare is unclear at this stage. Whatever the spectacle, the man was intensely distracted for approximately thirty seconds before turning back just in time to give an astonished look at an enormous steaming shit that someone had inconsiderately left on the manicured lawn in front of him.


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