Brunswick East Woman Enters Third Layer Of Trendiness By Liking Courtney Barnett Again

A local East Brunswick barista has today entered the third layer of trendiness by redeclaring her partiality towards singer/songwriter Courtney Barnett.

One of the woman’s friends broke the situation down for The Derby Times.

“Yeah well she was nuts about her when she first came out on triple J, but then everyone started to like her so she was off her. But then everyone started to not like her cos everyone liked her so much so now she fuckin’ rates her hey”

“It’s like that movie inception, but way more pretentious”

This isn’t the first time the young barista has showcased her lack of a legitimate identity, with friends saying she has not worn an outfit that isn’t kind of ironic in the past two years.

Despite the woman’s apparent lack of self, The Derby Times has been reassured the woman has a handful of close friends and regularly enjoys successful Instagram posts.


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