A Collingwood woman has today summoned a demon into her Honda CRV through intense repeated muttering and nail biting.
The woman insists she was simply pondering how it was that she rarely received help with the household’s chores when the spectre appeared. Experts, however, are warning that any kind muttering, when this intense, can result in these kind of conjurations.
This is the second such incident for 2017, with a Sydney woman summoning a succubus through repeated muttering, shaking of the head and nail biting whilst in her car last march. Similarly, the woman had been musing about her school-board colleague Debby’s choice of desert for the school fate.