Man Who Has Ridden To Work Four Times Believes It’s Time To Invest In Lycra 

A 36-year-old Fitzroy accountant who recently purchased a $2000 road bicycle believes it is high time he limited his wind drag by .3% and looked like 19 times more of a knob on his way to work.

Despite the man’s portly figure; he appears certain that the loose fitting shirt he has been wearing on his commute is the first point of wind-drag that needs to go.

It is reported the man plans to spend at least another $450 on a full lycra top and bottom.

Reports of whether the man plans having espresso’s outside a main street café with his legs spread open while talking about carbon fibre are unconfirmed at this stage.

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