Local Lad Officially Transitions Into Entirely New Language

A Frankston man (22) has officially transitioned into a completely new language.

Linguistics experts confirm that the manno longer requires any aspects of English syntax or grammer, and only a handful of dictionary recognised words. 

“Cop us a hot stick if ya green eggs and can Stan”

The Frankston man was heard saying.

The mans friends, while impressed, feel they have lost a good mate.

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