A Melbourne man has today unwittingly broken the land speed record during his commute to work. It has been confirmed … More
A recent report suggests that Potions Master Severus Snape probably cooked biccy’s that would rattle you right off your camp … More
An Adelaide man has reportedly completed his university degree with only 60 odd thousand dollars in debt and an amphetamine addiction that isn’t yet crippling.
Federal MP and Treasurer for Australia, Scott Morrison, was last night mugged by an underfunded drug addict for $545.67; the … More
An incoming alert for a ballistic missile left Hawaiians in a state of panic this weekend before it was declared … More
A local man has reportedly not noticed his taking an enormous shit on someone’s lawn because of a sudden distraction in the exact opposite direction.
A young Frankston man has today had to rely upon the land to obtain all the parts required for a … More
In a recent push to encourage socialisation with senior citizens the Australian federal government has implemented an emergency bill that … More
A local East Brunswick barista has today entered the third layer of trendiness by redeclaring her partiality towards singer/songwriter Courtney … More
A 36-year-old Fitzroy accountant who recently purchased a $2000 road bicycle believes it is high time he limited his wind drag by .3% and looked like 19 times more of a knob on his way to work.