“This is a dogs-on-leads park” Says Man With Deep Void Of Unfulfillment Within His Heart 


A local middle-aged man has reportedly taken it upon himself to enforce a “dogs-on-leads” rule despite its complete irrelevance to his own well-being.

It is reported the advice was yelled across a park to a young woman walking her shitzu cross.

Onlookers were perplexed as to how the small dog sniffing plants unrestrained effected the alleged void-filled man and one passer-by reportedly approached him to ask how his home-life was.

Whether this was a sad cry for help is still unclear at this stage, but many are sending their thoughts and prayers to the sad, sad man.

Others were less sympathetic with one young Frankston man stating

“Cunt should put his mouth on a lead ay”


 

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