Savvy Man Engineers Foot-Operated Low Profile Vent To Sneak Fart Out Bottom Of Duvet Covers Under The Radar Of New Girlfriend  


A Brisbane man has today demonstrated a feat of engineering by successfully sneaking a potentially heinous fart out the bottom of the duvet with his girlfriend being none-the-wiser.

It is reported the fart was dispersed out the bottom through a carefully constructed foot-operated vent, the only evidence of its installation being a bit of shuffling around.

The man, who did not wish to be named, had only been dating his girlfriend for a few weeks and says the fart could have been catastrophic if it had been received face first. The man told the Derby Times it was really thanks to quick thinking and his confined spaces and fumigation safety tickets that the woman still sees him in a respectable light.


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