A Tourist Who Took Every Precaution Possible Against Poisonous Australian Animals Has Been King Hit By A Guy Named Brendan

A cautious American man who spent hours researching ways to avoid Australia’s deadly wildlife has unfortunately been king hit by a man in a Bintang singlet for looking at his missus funny. 

Witnesses say that it was, in fact, a dog act; with no reports of the man looking at the said misso unusually.

The man appears to be largely unharmed but intends to write to Lonelyplanet about the incident so that other travellers may take appropriate precautions against such hazards.

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