Inferior Human Misjudges Traffic Light Order And Creeps Forward 30 Seconds Early

An absolute buffoon of a human has been seen slowly edging forward at a set of traffic lights, despite that car over the road being next up for the green.

The overzealous commuter reportedly began to creep forward confidently, before slowing his advance and finally having to stop. Witnesses say the man stayed staring straight ahead but was obviously shaken by the miscalculation.


Reports of whether the man is currently hanging from a ceiling fan are unclear, but experts say this is not something that is simply forgotten about overnight.


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