A local man has discovered the most accurate measure of the strength of his relationships is the quantity and degree-of-intricacy of dick tricks that he has let his girlfriend witness.
The local man emphasised that not many women realise that theres a whole world of dick tricks out there.
“It’s more than just like the Mangina or whatever, I’ll pull that on a second date sometimes”
When asked why dick-tricks are such an accurate measure of a bond between two people the man explained.
“A relationship is really about trust you know and really, what is more trusting than showing your girl an inside-out foreskin with a double ball twist?”
“Of course only one girls seen that one, god I miss her”.
The man has reportedly been working on a new move which involves both testicles and his anus but says he cannot comment further until the night of his honey moon.