“Melbourne’s the Most Liveable City in the World” says Woman who has Never Lived in Another City

A local Northcote woman who grew up in Fitzroy has today praised Melbourne as the number one city in the world for living in.

The comment came after Melbourne was again crowned the ‘the most liveable city in the world” in CBNC’s Liveability Report 2017.

Despite “liveability”‘s subjective connotations and questionable status as a real word, the woman appeared confident in her statement.

“Yeah nah we have it all hey. Best coffee in the world, best pizza in the world… and like everyone’s just kind of on the same vibe you know? Like we all agree on the big issues.. no one like, challenges you about anything”

The woman told our reporter.

When asked if she had tried to live anywhere else she commented.

“Well I went to Darwin for a holiday once but no one really got the irony of my haircut and I saw a guy piss on a pigeon so I came back pretty quick”. 


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