Dylan Boddle, a Cairns man who is best described as resembling some sort of savoury short cut treat that has been stepped on by two, possibly three people at a festival was heard decrying the postal marriage plebiscite last night.
“If poofs can get married, they’ll be all trying to hit on me doing weird gay shit”
The flakey man was quoted as saying.
Despite his pâtisseresque likeness and null history of being objectified, Dylan appeared to be genuinely under the belief that he may be made to feel how every woman he has ever approached in a bar does.
“I would fuck Barnaby Joyce on a humid day before that guy”
One gay man commented on the matter.