A Brisbane man has today demonstrated a feat of engineering by successfully sneaking a potentially heinous fart out the bottom of the duvet with his girlfriend being none-the-wiser.
I get it, I get it. You bleeding heart lefties think you know what is best for the world. You preach “equality” and say things like “love is love”. But this isn’t about equality or love, it’s about limits.
A gold coast bodybuilder has come to the sudden realisation that his years of hard work lifting heavy things up and down in the gym were sort of a stupid way to spend his time.
A homemade ‘gator bong’ has reportedly been sitting on the kitchen bench of a family home, within full view of everyone for 6 days.
A Footscray man has reportedly exhibited psychopathic tendencies today by opting for a foot-long ‘Seafood Sensation’ at Subway during smoko.
Witnesses say that it was, in fact a dog act; with no reports of the man looking at the said misso unusually.
“Yeah look results were pretty much consistent with our hypothesis, I mean they are all obviously the baddies of this story, Peter Dutton looks like Voldemort for fucks sake.”
An absolute buffoon of a human has been seen slowly edging forward at a set of traffic lights, despite that … More
“A relationship is really about trust you know and really, what is more trusting than showing your girl an inside-out foreskin with a double ball twist?”
“It felt so good oh my god it felt so fucking good”