A man has reportedly made a woman come so hard to her senses that she ended the relationship.
“Yeah man I was just going and going and suddenly she came so hard that she just got up and left, I haven’t seen her since”
The man told The Derby Times today.
Only the woman’s friends were available for comment on the matter.
“Yeah look this wasn’t the climax she was hoping for it has actually been a really good thing for her. That guy was a bit of a spud”